Once upon a time there lived a frog. His name was Gilbert. He was purple with pink, green, yellow, blue and white spots. His spots were very hairy and purple skin was very dry and covered in dandruff. He loved to go to school Monday-Friday and disco on Saturdays and Sundays. His wee is the colour of boiling lava and it tastes like a golden piglet’s two month old business. His poo looks like mashed pumpkin and it’s the colour turquoise. He is covered in lice and likes to hang with his friends.
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